标准老婆

My 亲爱的 is someone who can 出的厅堂,进的厨房 and she will definitely make an ideal wife. We stayed in a service apartment in Xiamen, and it had a kitchen. We went to Walmart and bought some meat and vegetables, and she cooked lunch and dinner. I didn't realize that she can cook so well. Didn't take more than 45 minutes for her to prepare the meals. She also did the cleaning and washing thereafter. Who says pretty girls can't make a good housewife?

Merry Christmas 2009!

亲爱的 and I have been doing lots of farming work lately. We grow differnt kinds of fruits and vegatables. Yesterday I grew Christmas trees from stems, and within 12 hours, they are ready to be sold. We're playing QQ农场 and this game is really addictive. Timing is really important because once the they are ready for harvesting, anyone can go over to your farm to steal crops unless you harvest them immediately.

Suction Cup Therapy

亲爱的 and I visited the massage palour opposite our hotel in Xiamen, and had 2 hours of body massage in a couple room. She has not tried the suction cup therapy before, and decdied to go for it. She thought that it will reduce her heatiness.

The suction cup therapy is a Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) method of stimulating acupuncture points by applying a glass to the skin. A vacuum created by heating and depressurizing the air draws the skin and superficial muscle layer into the cup. This technique stimulates blood flow, relaxes congested muscles, treats general stiffness in the body, and relieves back pain.

After the cups are removed, this is how her back looks like. 亲爱的 is worried that the patches are going to turn me off. Well, we can always dim the lights before action begins.

Amenorrhea

The term amenorrhea is used by doctors to describe the absence of menstruation. 亲爱的 did not have her period for consecutive 2 months, and that could be due to a number of factors and conditions. Since it is also the hallmark of early pregnancy, we thought that we should at least do a pregnancy test to rule out this possibility. Just before I leave for Xiamen, I bought this pregnancy test kit from Guardian Pharmacy.



This is how the test strip looks like. There is a hole on the right that requires a few drops of urine. The rectangular box in the middle is the indicator.

In the evening, I asked 亲爱的 to collect her urine specimen, and the results is as follows:

So the instructions stated that if it is one line, then negative, but if it is two lines, then positive. Phew, what a relief! Now that we can rule out pregnancy, I'm actually quite worried for her health. She said that she has never experience this before. I hope it is not because she has too much sex hormones.

My Christmas Wish

My 亲爱的 doesn't know how to celebrate Christmas, because it is not a common practice in China. Moreover, it is also not a public holiday. This year, I decided to spend time together with her for Christmas. I could have joined her in Beijing and we'll have a White Christmas, but 亲爱的 wants to go to a warmer place, so we'll go to Xiamen for a week to spend time together. I've already prepared a Christmas present for her: a Japanese school girl uniform, which looks like this:



亲爱的 is going to fufill my Christmas wish too. I'll have a Kawaii girl to cuddle in bed.