Friday, January 1, 2010

A Pretty Girl's Worst Nightmare

My 亲爱的 likes to admire herself in the mirror, and she takes lots of self potraits using her iPhone. I must agee that she's quite pretty, and receives a lot of stares when she goes out. Surprisingly, she doesn't enjoy people looking at her, and she'll complain to me WTF these guys are so irritating. Like any other vain girls, she uses different types of expensive cometics. Some of her collection were bought by me from the Changi Airport. This is what I got for her during my last trip to Xiamen.



亲爱的 heard from her friends that Amway cosmetics is very effective. Just before our Xiamen trip, a door-to-door Amway salesman went to her house, and she bought 2 bottles of something at a 80% discount off. She forget that she's living in China, and fake items are very common. After 2 days, her face turned out to be like this.



Obviously the substance in the bottle has caused eczema on her face. For the few days, she felt terrible. She didn't want to go out, and used her hands to cover her face when talking to me. She said that if this is permanent, she would rather die. She has lost her self esteem. Well, I told her that God wanted you to be ugly for a week, so that you know how ugly girls feel. next time, if you see someone ugly on the street, you shoud feel sorry. To proof that I still love her as much, we made love during the few days. Now that she has recovered, the vain girl started taking self potraits again.

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