Family Ties

Since 亲爱的 is staying with her Grandma (mum's mum), Aunt (mum's younger sister), and Uncle (mum's younger bro) in Beijing, for courtesy sake I would meet her Uncle and Aunt for dinner whenever I am in Beijing to see her. 亲爱的 is still not ready for me to meet her Grandma and her Mum. Last week, she thought that she would like to bring me back to her hometown in Chengdu during Chinese New Year. Her Mum has been asking about me, and she's quite stress about it. She felt that her Mum would be ok, but not her Dad. She thought that her Dad wouldn't be able to accept me due to our age difference. She wants me to look younger, so that she could tell her parents that I am in my mid 30s. To do that, first I would need to go on a diet, to shed off many kilos. Next, I need to make a toupee to have more hair on my head. I've got only 7 months to do a makeover of myself. Anyone care to help me?